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JOURNEY INTO THE SUBCONCIOUS MIND VIA HYPNOSIS........ WHAT IS HYPNOSIS/HOW DOES IT WORK? Definition of Hypnotherapy ISM: INTEGRATED STRESS MANAGEMENT CLINIC, now open in Toronto Canada. To book your appointment, please dial 416-406-4777. Combined individualized programs incorporating Hypnosis, Guided Meditation, Reiki, and Acupuncture. LINK OF THE MONTH: Take a virtual tour of the Integrated Stress Management Clinic! WWW.INTEGRATEDSTRESSMANAGEMENT.COM SynchroDestiny is our ability to influence the cosmic energy field and to bring synchronicity into our lives, and it depends on our relationships with other people. Every encounter and every relationship has a cosmic significance. Be aware that whatever transpires between two people has roots far in the past and has effects far into the future...... This principle that there is a connection in every encounter to both past and future is the principle of Karma. In the New Testament, Karma is summed up by the phrase, "As you sow, so shall you reap" and all of us are sowing and reaping in every moment of our lives. Nothing is without cause and effect, especially in relationships with other human beings. Once you are aware of that, you'll see how important it is for your relationships to bring forth positive effects. When those positive effects appear in unexpected forms, it often seems like a coincidence. It's really a synchronicity, and it's been brought about with intention and understanding, it's SynchroDestiny...... Efficiency is maximized and achieved by lightness and speed. Unproductive attachment to material possessions and negative energy human beings are a hindrance, expecially in times when adaptability is most required. Life force depletion and distraction result, although in some cases may be counterbalanced by additional desire to survive when co-operation within pairs where mutual drives and skills are complementary. Weed out and abandon all excess weight in the form of possessions and non-productive attachment, move lightly and focus on the present........ MEDITATION for 2006 The Toltecs/Aztecs/Incas believe that there exhists a luminous shield which we are encapsulated in, resembling a glowing eggshell or halo to those who are advanced enough to see it. This process is called 'Seeing'. The following Peruvian Inca cleansing meditation is designed to aid in the elimination of 'Hucha', a heavy energy usually picked up from other human beings. Utilize the following technique: Take in a deep slow breath, while visualizing that you are inhaling pure refined cosmic energy from space ('Sami') through your head or Crown Chakra. Take this positive refined energy deeper into your chest, then abdomen, then direct it down through your feet, out of your body and into the ground, like a lightning rod, while taking with it all negative heavy energy ('Hucha') out of your body. This process will send the heavy unrefined energy into Mother Earth ('Pachamama'), the Earth will then compress it into the planetary core. Try this technique when feeling overwhelmed, powerless, or weak. It works, and it's free....... NEW! VENUS invites you to the next Places of Power Tour destination........ Join me and my distinguished official guide Salvador Garduna Maya on a semi-private 'Journey To Ixtlan', a historical, cultural and metaphysical tour of the Ancient Meso-American capitals, featuring the ruins of Templo Mayor, Teotihuacan, Tula and much more. Remember how the ancients lived: un-learn the illusion that is our current state of civilization..... Enjoy ultra modern accomodations, all pre-arranged airport pick up and tour transportation, plus the expert knowledge and Power Meditations with Venus. Tour groups are semi-private and limited to five individuals, so leave mundane vacations behind and expand your mind, book your Venus Tour and recharge your depleted battery on the Platform of The Eagles.... PLACES OF POWER TOURS VENUS just returned from the ancient Toltec capital of Tula, Mexico, accompanied by the illustrious Professor Kieran Quinn, and explored shamanistic rituals at Xochicalco and Tenotchtitlan/Ciudad De Mexico,the former Aztec capital. Venus was given the energy transference ceremony and named Patlicoatl, meaning Medicine Serpent in the Nahuatl language. Eagle feathers,gemstones and a meteorite were among the powerful objects given in the traditional exchange of gifts between cultures. Thanks are given to Izcoatl and Rafael for their invaluable wisdom and blessings to our people. See photos and full video: TOLTEC GALLERY For more information on the extremely important metaphysical significance of Tula, see: TULA FALL 2005 VENUS wishes to express her concern for those who suffer addiction to 24/7 TV news channels..... Never in the history of humanity have we been so bombarded with violent imagery of war, terror, and natural or man-assisted calamities, unlike previous generations who were only rarely exposed to graphic and depressing radio news or movie reels. It is not 'The News', but in actuality 'The Bad News'. VENUS suggest we start and end our days on a positive note, such as feeding the birds, putting about the garden, enjoying herbal remedies, and find within yourself the unconquerable faith that evolved beings will prevail in the triumph of transcending the plateau of the primitive mind. VENUS recommends the following mantra to be repeated AM/PM and in times of duress: *I Have Everything *I Should Be Happy *Everything Will be Alright What do YOU think of crop circles? Click and scroll down to see the latest photos: NEW CROP CIRCLES AUG. 2005 Please enjoy my latest Celebrity Interview, featuring Ramond Aaron, author of 'Chicken Soup for the Soul: CELEBRITY INTERVIEW LINK OF THE MONTH: Christopher Walken announces his candidacy for President of The USA! CHRISTOPHER WALKEN 2008 JULY 2005 DR.VENUS is pleased to officially launch her latest charitable project, coinciding with the historic Live-8 concert series: CANADAFRICA DR.VENUS wishes the great people of Canada a very Happy Canada Day, and watch out for extra special fireworks this American Indepedence Day at 1:52 a.m. EDT July 4, as NASA's Deep Impact Spacecraft continues on it's collision course with comet Tempel 1: DEEP IMPACT VENUS presents Mysterion The Mentalist at 'Girlesque 2: The Next Generation of Burlesque' this July 8th at The Gladstone Ballroom in Toronto: MYSTERION Stay tuned for new pics and celebrity interviews! JUNE 2005 DR.VENUS is extremely saddened to announce the physical death of her beloved friend, the great artist Rafael Alfandary in Toronto this past May 24th...... Rafael was a great genius who's designs in jewellery were worn by countless celebrities, including Dr. Venus in the latest Los Angeles Gallery, as well as Prince, who recently wore a Rafael Original pendant as a presenter on the People's Choice Awards: PRINCE WEARING RAFAEL Please learn more about Rafael's courageous battle and invest in the last of his remaining creations: RAFAEL ALFANDARY DR.VENUS is pleased to present her latest photo documentary from Los Angeles: LOS ANGELES GALLERY DR.VENUS' observations include obvious signs of post war economic downturn, dramatic increases in the cost of housing, as well as positive changes such as reduced racial tension and marked displays of energy field concentrations, specifically in the coastal areas, a classical gravitation point of hippie/urban/Mexican shamanisitic cultures and strongly reminiscent of Carlos Castaneda's beliefs of luminous energy fields, paradoxically centered in a powerfully magnetic yet potentially destructive earthquake zone....... APR.-MAY 2005 DR.VENUS will be in Los Angeles lecturing on the specific problematic areas which are of particular interest to those in the entertainment industry.Topics include: The extraordinary pressures experienced which often manifests in various afflictions including substance addictions, natural alternatives to Prozac and Paxil, recognizing the physical symptoms of severe stress such as colitis, shingles, panic attacks and severe malaise, acute appearance insecurities leading to unnesessary plastic surgery and eating disorders. Residents of Los Angeles who wish to contact Dr. Venus regarding the exclusive personal seminar appearances may do so via this link: VENUS SEMINARS DR.VENUS Presents the latest Celebrity Interview features the loveable and bizarre mentalist Mysterion the Mindreader! MYSTERION INTERVIEW MAR. 2005 Latest 'Celebrity Interview' features Alex of Digital Geist, masters of the elite electronica: DIGITAL GEIST Today's Reality Check Fact: The Bush Administration pledges $35 million to aid 100,000 tsunami flood victims while continuing to spend an estimated $10 million per hour to kill the same number of Iraqis. For more information, please see: IRAQ VETERANS AGAINST THE WAR On a positive note, The Worlds Richest and Nicest American, Bill Gates teams up with Pew Charitable Trusts in a 1 billion annual plant which offers every high school student in America a six-week trip to a third world country, to broaden their horizons, gain a more intimate understanding of the world, and to fight the global war on terror in a positive way, through education and first-hand knowledge of how so much of the world struggles to survive. FEB. 2005 I'm Not Yours You're Not Mine Be My Anti-Valentine! DR.VENUS' Celebrity Interview Page featuring The Matadors: THE MATADORS DR.VENUS' infamous Lost Sex Tapes found by International blackmailer, Dr. Venus will not negotiate with sexual terrorists, despite being positively livid! DR.VENUS hosts Anti-Marriage booth at the Bridal Show, a refreshing relief from 10,000 square feet of taffeta horror! JAN. 2005 The Artist Known as Prince recently wore a fantastic pendant designed by reknowned jewellery designer and Venus confidante Rafael Alfandary at the People's Choice Awards: PRINCE PHOTO Rafael recently celebrated his 66th birthday in the company of distinguished friends at his lavish studio, surrounded by his fantastic art collection, including a Picasso original, and his own magnificent creations. Rafael is in great spirits despite his ongoing convergence with cancer, thankfully alleviated by medicinal herbs and outstanding medical care provided by the great Government of Canada. Rafael's original pieces are limited edition and coveted by collectors worldwide. Please support Rafael by visiting his online boutique: RAFAEL ALFANDARY DR.VENUS is pleased to introduce the hottest new band in North America, Death From Above. See their latest video of their latest hit single 'Romantic Rights', see them live March 8th in Toronto! DEATH FROM ABOVE DR.VENUS sends wishes of a better and peaceful New Year to everyone on planet Earth, especially to those affected by the tsunami in Asia. Please send your donation today, remember that stocks must be resupplied in case of other global disasters: RED CROSS DEC. 2004 DR.VENUS declares that Velvet Revolver are The Sexiest Band on the Planet: VELVET REVOLVER See them live on New Year's Eve in Las Vegas at the HARD ROCK HOTEL NOV. 2004 DR.VENUS is pleased to present her latest Photo Gallery: VENUS IN ARIZONA This most recent adventure focused on the origins of life via the massive impact at Meteor Crater, as well as the current race for commercial spaceflight: VENUS VIDEO at METEOR CRATER Second on the agenda was an analysis of the current state of American civilization dependent upon the car culture, capital of which is Route 66. Dr. Venus came to the conclusion that the urban sprawl of the American South West cannot be sustained under the latest energy crisis and the deteriorating state of global ecology. Journeying further to the Navajo Reservation, it was apparent that the Native People are destined to once again take back the land which is their rightful inheritance, for without gasoline, the average suburbanite is doomed in the desert........Dr. Venus also investigated the Utopian complex of Arcosanti, haven for artists, advanced thinkers and futurists, a brilliant concept which fuses ultra-modern architecture and ecology created by Paolo Soleri, a disciple of Frank Lloyd Wright. So impressed was Dr. Venus with this City Of the Future, that she will return in 2005 to the world's foremost Urban Experiment in Arcology for detailed study of it's structure and inhabitants: ARCOSANTI PROJECT Finally, our images captured the feeling of a devided nation about to cast it's ballot for World Leader...... And now that G.W. Bush has been re-elected, citizens are urged to call the White House directly, and voice your opinion on legalization of various medicinal substances, sexual practices and foreign policy: Please dial 202-456-1111, you will be speaking to a live White House operator, so be polite and coherent. Let's focus on what we can do today for peace, free love, and space exploration, kiss a stranger and click onto: MARRY AN AMERICAN Space privateers Bob Richards of Optech/LIDAR technology and renegade Yeager-Meister space pilot/founder of the DaVinci Project Brian Feeney will lecture at the University of Toronto Nov. 4th at 7pm, Dr. Venus will be there......The Ansari X Prize and SpaceShipOne proved it is possible, be involved in the future of commercial space travel: X PRIZE And now, let us meditate to achieve the demise of warfare as a method of global problem solving within our lifetime: FACES OF THE FALLEN SEP. OCT. 2004 DR.VENUS is now at Canyon Diablo Meteor Crater, Arizona, and will continue her search for the elusive Truth and the origins of life...... Stay tuned for fantastic images of Dr. Venus frolicking along Route 66, investigating the Utopian arcology of Arcosanti, and wielding powerful electro-magnetic meteor sensing devices at the Crater, plus avoiding deadly snakes, tarantulas and scorpions in the Painted Desert! DR.VENUS is pleased to announce Playboy Magazine's special photo feature and article on the Raelian Movement: PLAYBOY: RAEL WORLD Link of the Month: Non-profit guilt-free Erotica, all proceeds go towards breast cancer research! ALTERNA-EROTICA AUG. 2004 Aug.11-12: Perseid meteor shower: SPACE WEATHER DR.VENUS presents Part II of her interview with Rael, the leader of the Raelian movement, direct from the continental gathering which is now taking place in Valcourt, Quebec. Topics discussed include the Iraq war, conspiracy and civilization. RAEL INTERVIEW PART II Link of the Month: This one is bizarre, must be seen live! MYSTERION THE MINDREADER JULY 2004 DR.VENUS visited Tenotchtitlan in June, capital of the once powerful and terrifying Aztec Empire, currently known as Mexico City, situated at over 2000 feet above sea level on a plateau surrounded by a chain of active volcanoes, including Popocatepetl, seen smoking on the horizon....... This most recent archeological expedition/sociological study explores the parallels to the current decline of Western civilization, the onset of which is typically precipitated by a period of exploitation by the established heirarchy, class division, religious and social upheaval, severe animosity by rival groups, displays of grandiosity, excessive ruthlessness in warfare, and unreasonably high levels of tribute/taxation, along with a distrust of government. DR. VENUS was accompanied by her esteemed archeologist companion Professor Kieran Quinn of Dublin Ireland at ruins of the Templo Mayor at Tenotchtitlan, featuring the macabre Scull Rack and Sacrificial altar, atop the Pyramid of the Moon which symbolizes fertility at Teotihuacan, and around modern Mexico City, recently estimated population of over 25 million people........ For panoramic views of Dr. Venus at the spectacular Pyramids of the Sun, Moon and Avenue of the Dead at Teotihuacan, please see: MEXICO CITY GALLERY For more fascinating photos and detailed information on archeological and modern Mexico City, please see the links page: MEXICO CITY LINKS JUNE 2004 DR.VENUS will appear on Mojo Radio AM 640 Thurday June 17th at 9:30 am on the John Oakley show. To listen live: MOJO RADIO MAY. 2004 DR.VENUS pays respect to former NFL player Pat Tillman, who was killed while serving as an Army Rangers soldier on a mission in southeastern Afghanistan, he was 27. Mr. Tillman turned down millions of dollars and a career in the NFL in order to serve his country: PAT TILLMAN Regardless of your political leanings, we must remember that brave young men and women are dying daily, for what they think is a just cause. If those who declare war were to arms bear arms themselves, and send their own children to war, there would be no wars...... In other news, ten companies with billions of dollars in U.S. contracts for Iraq reconstruction have paid more than $300 million (U.S.) in penalties since 2000 to resolve allegations of bid rigging, fraud, delivery of faulty military parts and environmental damage: US CONTRACTORS PENALIZED DR.VENUS is very pleased to share the President 's phone number! You too can directly telephone the White House and voice your opinion: Please call 202-456-1111, you will be speaking to a live White House operator who will ask what state you are calling from (pick a state, any state, they will listen as long as they think you are a voter). All calls are recorded, so don't say anything even vaguely threatening! May 13 is the 19th anniversary of the Waco-style firebombing of the MOVE headquarters at 6221 Osage Ave. in Philadelphia, where the FBI dropped a C4 bomb which killed 11 people including 5 children, and set ablaze an entire city block: PHILADELPHIA MASSACRE And now, for something completely different....... Absurd Website of the Month: This one is absolutely wacko! SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN APR. 2004 DR.VENUS takes this opportunity to bring to your attention controversial director Micheal Moore's (Bowling for Columbine) latest project, "Fahrenheit 911", a documentary which traces why the U.S. has become a target for hatred and terrorism. It will also depict alleged dealings between two generations of the Bush and bin Laden clans that led to George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden becoming mortal enemies. The Disney Corporation has recently attemnpted to block it's release: FAHRENHEIT 911 The current illegal war/occupation of Iraq is escalating and threatening to reach our own soil with every passing day in ways unforseen. Dr. Venus urges all concerned citizens to take action towards achieving peace by questioning the media regarding the use of misleading terms like 'insurgents' to describe Iraqi resistance...... Please e-mail your letters to editors, call TV networks/radio shows, and most importantly, register to vote during this crucial election year: CHAOS IN IRAQ For the good news, we welcome 'Air America' to the airwaves/internet, a Liberal alternative to the current dominance of right wing propaganda talk radio, hosted by SNL satirist Al Franken, who along with Howard Stern, aims to influence millions of listeners by exposing the truth behind the Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld/Rice/Perle Doctrine. Liberals are sexier! AIR AMERICA RADIO DR. VENUS is most pleased to announce that The XIVth Dalai Lama will visit Toronto, Canada, which has been selected to host the magnificent Kalachakra For World Peace, Apr.25-May 5. For further details, please visit this link: KALACHAKRA 2004 Announcing new rates/products! Coming soon, audio tapes by Dr. Venus, in her own words from the Live Lecture Series on topics such as 'How to Avoid Marriage', 'The Future of Sex in Society', and 'How to Become Sexually Addictive'. Due to a high volume of hits, Dr. Venus' priceless advice is now even more affordable! Please see the Contact Dr. Venus Page: CONTACT DR. VENUS On a lighter note, a hands on approach towards achieving world peace! Do not feel powerless, you too can do something, from the privacy of your own home: MASTURBATE FOR PEACE MAR. 2004 DR.VENUS recently lectured at the Learning Annex's "Day of Sexuality" seminar, which featured Dr. Venus plus a panel of various other sexuality experts. Please see the Learning Annex's course calendar for details/tour dates on upcoming seminars by Dr. Venus: THE LEARNING ANNEX JAN. 2004 Click to view the latest photos! NEW YORK GALLERY DR.VENUS Returned unscathed from NYC after visiting the historic sites of the Big Apple on a mission of agit-prop activist performance art, accompanied by her esteemed photographer Randall Beaudin A.K.A. Ran'D'Art, who chickened out of entering a "massage" studio, but did dare to snap pics of Dr.Venus with members of NYC Special Anti-Terrorist forces, ventured into the infamous Museum of Sex, and took spectacular photo and video footage of Dr. Venus throwing Deception Dollars from the top of the Empire State Building, mailing them in Federal Mailboxes, leaving them in taxi cabs and subways, and littering Times Square with the fake bills which are covered with website addresses that question the Bush administration.....See: WWW.DECEPTIONDOLLAR.COM Then, a pilgrimage was made to the ghostly abyss of the former World Trade Center, and finally , a late night photo shoot in the decrepit atmosphere of the Chelsea Hotel, site of sexual maverick Madonna's "Justify my Love" video, location of Andy Warhol's "Chelsea Girls", former home of Sex Pistol Sid Vicious, and countless legends of literature, where Dr. Venus was photographed in retro 60's lingerie, mingling with it's shady residents, and burning stacks of bills in the fireplace ...... A big NYC shoutout to the staff at the front desk, especially Peter, who supplied Dr. Venus with her favourite prop, a Nat Sherman cigarette, and Stanley the manager who provided us with the faded glam of suite #822.....If you want atmosphere, history, and the real New York, visit: WWW.CHELSEAHOTEL.COM DEC. 2003 HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!! Please remember that the holiday season can cause sensitive individuals a magnified amount of emotional stress in a society that overvalues materialism. Pressures to buy merchandise and to be unduly nice towards absurd and rarely seen family members should not be taken too seriously. Instead, Dr. Venus suggests giving to the homeless and making/baking home made treats instead of succumbing to mall madness. Try this:" I'm terribly sorry, but this year's Christmas budget is going towards socks and gloves for the homeless/I'm donating to War Child in your name/I hope you enjoy these cookies/I'm leaving the country!". Also, please keep in mind that New Year's Eve is not all that important, it's all about how you start New Year's Day, so drive carefully, do not over-indulge and begin 2004 on a naturally high note..... The tumultuous year 2003 is soon to expire, and I now take this opportunity to reflect on what issues have most impacted upon my consciousness, and what mission I hope to accomplish within the humble constraints of this enterprise: provocative and progressive change in society by spreading information and the message of Love...... December is the month when three prominent religions converge, whose common origins are often forgotten, thus fueling the current strife on this precious planet. Therefore, I now answer the question: "What does Dr. Venus herself truly desire most?" PEACE ON EARTH........ Please take a moment to view what I feel are some of the most urgent and compelling news developements of this historic era, whose solutions are imperative, as the future depends upon it: "Army probes alarming suicide rate of U.S. soldiers in Iraq" (USA Today) Also: "Iraqi civillian body count ordered stopped" (Associated Press) In the year 2004, let us be more aware of other's suffering, strive to raise consciousness, respect the basic moral codes of civilization, and spread Love to achieve Peace........ And finally, on a lighter note! Check out Dr. Venus's latest Rediculous Link: CELEBRITY MUGSHOTS! DR.VENUS proudly presents her affiliation with The Canada for Africa HIV Initiative, as fundraiser and chief media laison. Having been inspired by the passionate speech of U2 lead singer and social activist Bono, the organization's aims are to raise funds by selling of T-shirts via the internet which proudly carry the Canadian flag and read: "You can't help everyone in the world, but everyone in the world can help someone....." Proceeds go towards DATA: Debt, AIDS, Trade in Africa. For more details please visit CANADAFRICA 2003 ALL-TIME MOST HANDSOME MAN LIST! I hereby declare the following males as the most exemplary specimens of human male pulchritude: 10.Perry Farrel 9.Ozzy Osbourne (Black Sabbath era) 8.Mel Gibson (Road Warrior era) 7.Tyson Beckford 6.Jim Morrison (leather era) 5.Curt Cobain 4.Chris Cornell 3.David Beckham 2.Che' Guevara 1........IT'S A 3-WAY TIE! Lord Krishna, Prophet Mohammed, Siddartha, and Jesus Christ! Please, no mockery, jealousy or threatening e-mails. Direct or telepathic contact by said individuals will receive prompt replies, THANK YOU! NOV. 2003 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Devoted Readership, I hereby extend my goodwill by sharing my thoughts on what women should never wear, as it has come to my attention that North American society has indeed fallen well below the European and Latin standards of sexiness....... TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN SHOULD NEVER WEAR 10.Men's shirts 9. Men's pants 8.White support bras 7.Ankle-length skirts 6.Frankenstein boots 5.Pantyhose 4.Perfume that smells like insecticide 3.Knee-highs 2.Bermuda shorts 1.Birkenstocks TODAY'S FAMOUS QUOTE BY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: "Sex? It's just another exercise...." OCT. 2003 ERECTION, I mean ELECTION FEVER! My Dear Readership! Having recently participated in a multitude of activities promoting democracy and the sacred duty to vote, I have not taken any time off from my busy schedule despite having been swamped by an unprecedented deluge of letters, I therefore take this opportunity to thank the many of you who have written me from all continents of the world, and I humbly accept and acknowledge the trust which you have bestowed upon me to preserve and keep your confidences confidential, I vow to continue my mission to spread love and peace via the promotion of healthy expressions of free love and sexuality with all the more zeal! Without you, I, your humble Dr. Venus, am but nothing! TODAY'S FAMOUS QUOTE BY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: "Alot of what you see in the stories is not true. At the same time, I have to tell you what I always have to say: Wherever there's smoke, there is fire. That's true." (L.A. Times) SCHWARZENEGGER 3-SOME FLASHBACK OF THE DAY: Where: The Penninsula Hotel, Los Angeles. When: May 17, 2001. Who: Arnie, Enron corporate con Kenneth Lay, and stock swindler Mike Milken indulge in political intercourse, plotting to sabotage California's plan to retrieve 9 billion dollars in illicit Enron profits.....Oooooh, if only sex were that naughty! For more wacky, wonderful Arnold quotes and facts, please see: WWW.WELOVEARNOLD.COM Congratulations, Governator!! SEP. 2003 SPECIAL OFFER! Get your very own free illustrated color copy of the Kama Sutra, autographed by Dr. Venus herself, see the "Contact Dr. Venus" page and fill out your question form, while quantities last....... Listen to Dr. Venus live as a special guest panelist on Mojo Radio AM 640 this Thurs. Sep.11 at 9am on the John Oakley show! Dr. Venus is ashamed to report feelings of jealousy after learning of an ex-paramour having been invited to Ozzy Osbourne's house for a New Year's Eve party. Dr. Venus will promise to try harder and curb any future fantasies of publicly humiliating/dismembering any former mate..... TODAY'S FAMOUS QUOTE BY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: " I was always dreaming about very powerful people, dictators and things like that. I was always impressed by people who could be remembered for hundreds of years, or like Jesus for thousands of years". (from "Pumping Iron") AUG. 2003 Beloved Readership! Dr. Venus remains at large in the fair city of Toronto, having survived the SARSTOCK crowd of half a million fellow Rock N' Roll pilgrims, the AC/DC mosh pit and the towering inferno of flames during The Rolling Stones' wild rendition of Sympathy for the Devil! The days of Altamont are surely over, with no reports of wanton misuse of hallucinogenic drugs nor pool cues.......But for a few common minor transgressions, the crowd was well-behaved, as was ensured by the vast presence of the handsomely attired constabulary of The Metropolitan Toronto Police, who did a fine job of assuring the safety and security of such a mind-boggling number of concert attendees. My, but does basic black look so very sinisterly sexy........Great thanks go to the organizers of the historic event, especially Dennis Mills and Micheal Cohl, which succesfully demontrated to the world that Toronto is the coolest, safest place on the planet to be.......Come and visit the Sex, Legal Drug and Rock N' Roll Capital of North America! And now, it is time for Caribana! Irie mon, jump up for North America's largest celebration of Carribean culture, and the Vince Carter All-Star charity basketball game, which raises hundreds of thousands of dollars for urban youth who need help. What a guy! What a town! COMING SOON:Pics of Dr. Venus with various rock icon digntaries, plus 20 brand new infomercials on MOJO Radio am 640, Talk Radio for Guys. JULY 2003 The Rolling Stones confirm to headline "Toronto Rocks" on July 30th, selling over 450,000 tickets to date at $16 US, it is anticipated to be the largest attended outdoor concert event in North America this century. Hosted by Dan Akroyd and Jim Belushi, featuring the likes of AC/DC, Rush, The Guess Who, plus dozens of others who wish to jump aboard while their is still room on the mainstage in what's deemed to be the New Summer of Love and Age of Venus........ The Stones have this to say: "We're looking foreward to coming back to Toronto. We've rehearsed in Toronto for our last three tours and it's our very favourite city. We're really pleased to be part of an exciting event that will bring people back to Toronto"....... Dr. Venus is also very pleased, Mick! Today's Toronto celebrity lookout: Canada's Walk of Fame immortalizes in pavement singer Shania Twain, supermodel Linda Evangelista, SNL creator Lorne Micheals, and Dr. Evil himself, Mike Myers, not to mention naming a street in his honour and giving him the keys to the city as a gesture of appreciation for his unwavering support and patriotism, especially after appearing on The Tonight Show to dispel negative, biased and slanted media coverage in what he termed the "Fear Industry" of info-tainment news...... Dr. Venus will be spending the summer months in the glorious futuristic and Utopian city of Toronto, situated in the temperate regions of that most fine and peaceful nation, Canada.....In support of the current drive to increase tourism and restore confidence after a brief and unfortuneate brush with a rare Asian plague, I am here to spend time with my beloved Canadian friends and relations in a gesture of educated solidarity and as an expression of my sincere belief that Toronto is one of the greatest, safest, fun and surprisingly affordable vacation destinations......Have no fear of getting mugged, shot, or terrorized by rogue virtual nations, enjoy the legendary humor and hospitality of the Canadian people, join Dr. Venus as she enjoys a multitude of sports, entertainment, culture, mega-concerts, and celebrities galore in Hollywood North! Where else in North America can you smoke pot legally, get married to a member of the same sex, go topless at the beach and bump into Keith Richards??? Special thanks to Ozzy Osbourne, his band and crew for recently going on with the fantastic show.....To paraphrase Mr. Osbourne: "Unlike certain 'P-----S (Meow) who cancelled, we're not afraid of SARS, we're here for you, without you I'm nothing, I would die for you, man!" We love you too, Ozzy! COMING SOON! Futuristic Venus Gallery, Dr. Venus live on MOJO Radio AM 640, Dr. Venus' new book entitled "HYPERSEX", and live lectures on love at The Learning Annex. xoxo Venus APRIL 2003 Hello Dear Readers! I am so very glad to report that I, Dr Venus, recently attended the 16th Annual World Sexology Conference in glorious Havana, Cuba, accompanied by my esteemed colleague and reknowned photo journalist Ran D'Art, who documented my whirlwind adventure in Very Vivid Living Color! Please see my latest Havana Gallery, where you will witness the splendour of Old Havana, Playa Del Este', Miramar and I, your humble Super-Vixen, mingling with dignitaries, sunbathing and frolicking with my dear Comrades....... Highlighted themes studied at the "Sex Con" were as follows: Sex Education, Sex across Life-Cycle, Sexual Orientation, Sexuality and Culture, Sexual Dysfunctions, both male and female, Pharmacotherapy, Gender Identity Disorder, and Sex Research. I look foreward to attending the 17th World Congress of Sexology, which will be held in magnificent Montreal, Canada, in July of 2005. For more details, please visit the LINKS Page under Sexuality. A special Hello to the wonderful and handsome comrades which I met in Havana who were vacationing from the Russian Federation, some of which had battled in Chechnia...... MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR xoxo Venus |